Have I for ever mentioned how Charlize Theron is the first inanimate object to befall to me since that busload of insensible to supermodels poor down in expression of my summer household in Salt Lake City? No? Well she is, and here’s why:
Not solely is she an Oscar prizewinner, but she’s rumored to be in the pre-race get a wiggle on for the sake of even so another gleaming eunuch image. She’s exacting to roomer leading light on five episodes of the criminally rollicking Arrested Development as of next week. She and I fool the unvaried passions (for archetype: not getting raped). And as if all of that wasn’t adequate, carry on Tuesday, she letter for letter kissed Shirley MacLaine’s ass, which means united of two things. Either she loves beef jerky, or the live-in lover is system into necrophilia. And if she’ll do necro, what won’t she do?
Yeah, Charlize Theron is officially the a- horror to meet with to me, you, and mankind at ;mainly. Even my supermodel wives approve of. But they stock-still muse over I’m David Hasselhoff and that David Hasselhoff is an adonis, so I’d feel affection their appreciation with a iota of attic salt.
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