Ashley Kaufmann, or may or may not be the fruit of Michael Lohan’s loins, is already angling as a replacement for a diary wrinkle, according to MSNBC:
A record-industry insider says, “Ashley has more capacity than Lindsay or Ali.”
A Lohan parentage creator adds, “Ashley’s singing cleverness reasonable proves that the pedigree inclination comes from Michael (Lohan), not Dina Lohan.”
It should be distinguished the “Lohan ancestry source” was Michael Lohan wearing a team up of those glasses with the bogus nose and moustache. He little short of got away with it until he went a tad overboard: “Michael should also arrive at his own actuality can. You separate something health-giving anyway empowering. I’m opinion ‘Michael Lohan’s A Father’s Journey: One Man’s Eternal Struggle with That Bitch-whore Ex-Wife of His Who Can’t Shut Her Freakin’ Booze-Hole Unless there’s a Cock in It. Even then.’” Coming this Fall to ABC Family.
Thanks to James who has more gift in his breakfast cereal than these jokers.
Photo: OK! Magazine 
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