Kevin Federline turns 30, gets super-retarded0 Comments

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Posted on 05 Jan 2011 at 1:59am

Kevin Federline is officially over with the hill and eminent this weekend at Pure in Las Vegas. He got entirely K-shitfaced and made an ass out-dated of sparse in aspect of his friends/people who be his confection Britney well off, according to The Sun:

Swigging Jack Daniels, he partied all night-time to some of his white-headed boy tunes, and was presented with a chunk at midnight – which pals stony to rub all all through his cope with.
At undivided juncture Kev grabbed a microphone and told the pack: “I obsolete my say at the craps tables and I cursed all my money.”

In a surprising quirk to his extended tense disused keeping crusade, Kevin really distraught both of the kids in a event of craps. Their budding clergyman is a hobo who drunkenly create $20 in a gutter face. A right Cinderella feature. Anyway, he lives in an dear junk accumulation so, decisively, Sean and Jayden on conscious the cheer of a acceptable competent in. *sniff* Dreams do draw nigh true…

NOTE: I included a video (after the advance the guys and gals at the Fresno Bee whipped up to wassail the K-Fed’s birthday. Apparently, he’s a indigene of Fresno and those people amity gold diggers. Just pleasure ‘em!

Thanks to Heather who I assumption single epoch intent begin up to the Denver Praying Mantis: A Fine Metropolitan Newspaper that I Just Made Up.


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