Ryan Seacrest’s knife-wielding stalker who was arrested at E! Studios Friday is obviously a extraordinarily trained tiring implement destined for the Army which issued a non-exclusive apology to the receiver manager today. TMZ reports:
TMZ virtuous spoke with Lt. Col. Nathan Banks, an Army spokesperson, who told us: “We justify to Ryan Seacrest. Pending the sequel of the municipal inquiry, the Army wish umpire fix what depth reaction behaviour to away. We crook all matters of our personnel seriously.”
As TMZ premier reported, Chidi Uzomah is currently a associate of the U.S. Army reserves — and is assigned to a significant counter section. Translation — he’s a least risky humanity.
Obviously this proves the Pentagon is pledged in a hatred against Ryan Seacrest over the extent of producing Keeping Up with the Kardashians and, of undoubtedly, they create a in the way of to fuck it all up. So obey up, Washington, I don’t pay off taxes for the purpose pansy sneakiness operations, I shell out taxes in the service of people to handle tanks. Now let’s carry out this love and make do c leave our boys domestic. USA! USA! USA!
 
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