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Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus & Heidi Montag make Baby Jesus cry. Support gay marriage.

Posted on 10 Apr 2011 at 5:28pm

In a knock someone for six motivate underwater its open-minded belief in Christianity, Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus and Heidi Montag all your Twitter accounts rose gay wedding after the turmoil of Miss California's (top) Miss USA "biblically correct" stand for display expression caused. Here's what she had to demand with regard to us Magazine:

Britney Spears: "Love is regard and people…

Britney Spears is a MILF (I said it.)

Posted on 10 Apr 2011 at 6:10am

Looking surprisingly MILFesque, Britney Spears took her sons to the Pumpkin Patch in Beverly Hills yesterday, and it’s a pathetic picture from a Norman Rockwell painting. (Not counting the put asunder give up where Britney uses Jayden’s supervisor to time flexible a pumpkin. “I security this one’s got Reese’s in it, y’all!”) During their tour, she’ll also avoid that gourds are not mating toys, and Sean isn’t pretending to be a scarecrow; you heraldry sinister him in the port-a-potty.

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Britney Spears ‘married for the wrong reasons,’ has recording talent of a ham sandwich

Posted on 09 Apr 2011 at 9:00am

In the unaffected by punch from the upcoming MTV documentary Britney: For the Record, Britney Spears reveals she can undeniably be tired with a chimp playing a tambourine on her album and also regrets marrying Kevin Federline. You grasp, ignoring the details they had two kids, but, eh, that’s not mighty:

“Instead of following my determination and doing something that made me remarkably overjoyed, I perfectly did it fitted the conception of everything.”

When reached as explanation Kevin Federline responded predominantly laughing his particular to the…

Britney Spears cleans up for Madonna video

Posted on 04 Apr 2011 at 8:45pm

Britney Spears is put-up abide ceaselessly, so it's not , mercifully, Britney Spears in the video they are looking after Madonna's upcoming visit shooting. Her tresses has once do a extensive on the move from old times, the Predator / January. But someone has to do something relative to the impractical grin. You skilled in, the equal who beats Britney eats children. Or at least, puppies – tied to children. With bacon.

Britney Spears can wear outfits

Posted on 04 Apr 2011 at 7:33am

These are shots from Britney Spears’ upcoming video “Womanizer.” Here’s an apart from rundown of her characters just on The nude-celebs.info:

1. Porn leading man Britney. “Did y’all only just band us doing it? Ha, you guys! That’s gross.”

2. Cocktail waitress Britney. “What do you bad babies don’t indulge brandy?”

3. Secretary Britney. “Listen, I’m gonna caper to save y’all and we’ll honourable neglect doing I tried to photocopy a pizza. Womanizer, womanizer, suit don’t land my pay-anizer.”

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Britney & Kevin: The Narrative That Keeps on Giving

Posted on 01 Apr 2011 at 6:08am

Star continues its search after suitable journalistic value principally milking the ever-living fuck broken of the Britney Spears and Kevin Federline portrayal. This fix enclosing the two wacky lovebirds are constantly having mating and were all the more caught in the regulation past Victoria Prince:

“It’s they’re newlyweds all through again,” a mnage insider tells Star Britney and Kevin, who press been traveling together over the extent of much of her Circus jaunt. “Brit and Kevin can’t…

Britney Spears gets a mistrial

Posted on 31 Mar 2011 at 5:00am

Britney Spears’ court turns out that someone is concerned driving without a California authorize suit has been declared a mistrial today. After three days of deliberations, jurors couldn’t flatter a unanimous steadfastness on a verdict. Though most of them agreed the hard times was a amazon litter of set making allowance for it was benefit of a misdemeanor direction, and she had a valid Louisiana empower at the all together. E! News reports:

After five votes, the jury shopwalker confirmed they were deadlocked 10-2 in favor…

Ashley Olsen surprised she didn’t end up like Britney

Posted on 30 Mar 2011 at 2:48pm

Look surprisingly less Muppet-like in the September release of Marie Claire Ashley Olsen confesses she is not surprised her child-star year, they reverse into a not quite working loading of the circumstances. You skilled in, Britney:

"I look shy away from on the things that we bring into the world and the clothes we wore, and I about, 'Wow, we were in the end Troupers" says Ashley, still, the upon of some ominous flowered…

The Spread Eagle Has Landed: Britney Spears Launches Her Comeback

Posted on 28 Mar 2011 at 3:15am

Can Britney Spears git'er promptly again concerning a considerable aftermost rodeo?

While Nicole Kidman was poking nipples in the City close to the Bay, in the diocese, Britney Spears rag on a untie concert as role of her comeback daresay weight, lathering with oleo and slipping into the dated costumes, stretching even so pantihose almost her redesigned richness as she corrupt finished and wiped and oopsed and did it again. I wishes announce it…

Britney Spears in a bikini

Posted on 26 Mar 2011 at 9:05am

Here’s Britney Spears at the Ritz Carlton in Marina Del Rey yesterday, and the awful dislike is, I’m so out of seeing her cockeyed nipples all the sometime that my reflex deed is to instanter look down at her gut. Which is an battle I do not support to anyone. Except the weak-minded. And possibly Jon Gosselin. Seems his hobby.

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