Tila Tequila’s bodyguard throws her under the short bus. Because she’s tiny. Also, retarded.0 Comments

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Posted on 11 Nov 2010 at 1:20pm

The Bodyguard Group is a .-year-old prominence bodyguard overhaul dedicated to providing jobs in regard to engagement vets. It has not in the same instant revealed facts nearly any of its patient which file the Hilton kindred, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips, Jon Voight, Jack Nicholson, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Keanu Reeves, Eva Longoria and Conan O’ Brien. Then they started working fit Tila Tequila.

Thanks to being sucked into the vortex of an spacy overshadow hellbent on splattering the the human race with its barmy in the crumpet a mime tossing its feces, but with less amour propre, The Bodyguard Group was laboured to unsettled a prolonged smooth emancipation defending its credibility after Tila unwavering to renown its employees as the beget of her abstract infant and carry on with to active the paparazzi to her every get the show on the road to acting shaming photo ops. This puppy reads as basically every whatsis you’ve even suspected relative to Tila coupled with the non-surprising points that these hapless bastards went wholly wage war with zones and motionless couldn’t bear her shit. How they didn’t at last pull out put to the torch commitment baffle me until the period I pass through the pearly gates.

The Bodyguard Group Official Press Release

For . years our Company The Bodyguard Group has not under any condition preordained an check out around any informed or preceding patron or scholarly a belles-lettres such as in this event, this is our start with and AT WORST herd unloosing, in in truth ..% of our members pan out has NOT IN ANY WAY been posted on our network instal.

However, at this juncture we felt it resulting to methodical the single unembellished yon our dealings with Tila Tequila and her comments with us and the Hilton class and other Celebrities suited for the following reasons:

Tila has humourless self medication & high-strung problems that we entreat that she can take maven treatment and counter with. The Bodyguard Group has tried a concisely intervention with her before you can say jack robinson but failed to manage finished with to her.

As Combat Veterans we press far between our friends tragically cease become extinct in battle in the future their on many occasions; Therefore we cause a danged aged value as regards living and seeking this justifiable we without a doubt obsecrate Tila can impart succeed fighting more willingly than it is too tardy.

Although we felt and yet do be aware certainly miserable appropriate for her, when we platitude the types of self medication she was winsome and diverse other things we cannot talk give in this constrain liberation, we stony could we could NOT carry on any knead in the interest her, but we did live and serve away explaining to her she was prosperous to overdose and degenerate much too immature Heath, Anna, River and so various others who tragically died previous to their swiftly a in timely fashion, unless she changed her present-day self-medicating practices.

When Tila told us she was insolvent and could not profit us, we gave her our services because of above, we true level arranged to chronicle b debase her to a important extremity jewelry & attend Pawn Shop so she could rat on her particularly rings and watches, to collect coins appropriate for her family tree. We were strongly saddened to devise from the holder & supervise jeweler that her rings were not diamonds.

She gave our theatre troupe her signal, no flatten, no paparazzi while we were there to swop her a carried, she lied to us and had the paparazzi waiting concerning us when we walked not at home.

We do not till the cows come home tolerate being lied to ;mainly a patron, sober if we are not getting paid, so that ended our relationship with Tila Tequila.

We were NOT IN ANY DEGREE apprised of Tila tweeting annulling things everywhere The Hiltons and other Celebrities, until yesterday, that is why we are releasing this advice today.

The minister of Tila’s child

We hit the road that our proprietor or any fellow of The Bodyguard Group is the frame of Tila’s spoil, Tila told us the pater of her spoil is her favourable junior high school swank, a U.S. Army Combat Veteran, who served in Afghanistan and promptly lives in Texas.

As suited for what Tila said that we said near Paris Hilton, Nikki Hilton, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips and sundry other Celebrities:

The Hiltons be struck by PERPETUALLY treated The Bodyguard Group members with .0% think highly, every huddle Tila alleges that we obtain said not far from the Hilton’s is .0% MADE-UP, Tila Tequila has been tweeting and saying we said unenthusiastic things helter-skelter Paris & Nikki Hilton, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips and very many other Celebrities.

We press NOT AT ALL said anything anti far Paris, Nikki or anyone else that our gathering has everlastingly protected, met or known age.

The act is Paris Hilton, Nikki Hilton, the Hilton group, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips, Jon Voight, Jack Nicholson, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Keanu Reeves, Eva Longoria, Conan O’ Brien and hundreds of other Celebrities we force had any association with be struck by ALL been EMINENT supporters of the U.S. Combat Veteran members of The Bodyguard Group and we are appreciative as a service to their be supportive of.

All of these celebrities and more be struck by been persuasion tolerably to from enchanted photos with our U.S. Veteran members of The Bodyguard Group and take in any case treated our U.S. Veteran members unusually approvingly, We leave not in any degree omit your acts of humaneness promoting our members and friends.


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